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He’s just too ridiculous at times.

Rufus has been helping out around the home office: providing moral support, slobbering on pant legs, and conducting some thought-leadership workshops (read: napping for hours on end). He’s a real team player.

A list of names I have, at one point or another, used to refer to my girlfriend’s dog:

• Ruf
• Rufito
• Rufee
• Stinky
• Poops
• Poops McGee
• Poop Machine
• Lil’ Pooper
• Shit for brains (learned that one at the Sam Mazzara School of Driving, another story, for another time)
• Stink Machine
• (the) Nugg
• Nugget
• El Nuggo
• Big Dummy
• The BEAST (ALL CAPS)
• (Wee) Lil’ Beastie
• The Mayor of Cullerton

And for the record, his name is Rufus.