An incomplete list
Friday, September 11th, 2009
A list of names I have, at one point or another, used to refer to my girlfriend’s dog:
- Ruf
- Rufito
- Rufee
- Stinky
- Poops
- Poops McGee
- Poop Machine
- Lil’ Pooper
- Shit for brains (learned that one at the Sam Mazzara School of Driving, another story, for another time)
- Stink Machine
- (the) Nugg
- Nugget
- El Nuggo
- Big Dummy
- The BEAST (ALL CAPS)
- (Wee) Lil’ Beastie
- The Mayor of Cullerton
And for the record, his name is Rufus.