An incomplete list11 September 2009

A list of names I have, at one point or another, used to refer to my girlfriend's dog:

  • Ruf
  • Rufito
  • Rufee
  • Stinky
  • Poops
  • Poops McGee
  • Poop Machine
  • Lil' Pooper
  • Shit for brains (learned that one at the Sam Mazzara School of Driving, another story, for another time)
  • Stink Machine
  • (the) Nugg
  • Nugget
  • El Nuggo
  • Big Dummy
  • The BEAST (ALL CAPS)
  • (Wee) Lil' Beastie
  • The Mayor of Cullerton
And for the record, his name is Rufus.

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